February 2012
15 posts
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
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Uptown squirrel. She's been living in her uptown...
“Start writing. Write your own stuff because no one’s going to write anything for...”
– Amy Poehler
January 2012
24 posts
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When sales people on the streets ask me if I live...
Why do I always get a new idea for a sketch at...
I’m so tiiiiiiired, but I. must. write. Due Monday OOPS. Sorry I’m not sorry. Where’s my twix?
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Every time I raise the roof, I look like I'm doing...
And you most certainly cannot use jazz hands in Ja Rule’s ‘Livin It Up’.
Amy Poehler: How many hours does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Tina Fey: Three hours.
Amy Poehler: Three hours every day?
Tina Fey: Three hours every day. At least half of that time is spent taping down my penis.
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Today will be AwEsOmE.
Upright Citizens AND rehearsal? Dayum.
December 2011
38 posts
“I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with...”
– Tina Fey (via heytinafey)
If I wear really nice sweatpants and go downstairs...
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On the 5th day of Hanukkah my true friends gave to... →
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